matociquala:

damngruchy:

supermassiveasshole:

i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what

and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns

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my grandma is 82

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The street finds its own uses.

(Source: supermassiveasshole)



master-debate:

Roses are red,
Violets are blu-
Have sex with me



I love unmade beds. I love when people are drunk and crying and cannot be anything but honest in that moment. I love the look in people’s eyes when they realize they’re in love. I love the way people look when they first wake up and they’ve forgotten their surroundings. I love the gasp people take when their favorite character dies. I love when people close their eyes and drift to somewhere in the clouds. I fall in love with people and their honest moments all the time. I fall in love with their breakdowns and their smeared makeup and their daydreams. Honesty is just too beautiful to ever put into words.
(via bl-ossomed)

(Source: freckledhips)


thegabbers:

nowaywhorehey:

imagine an entire room and it’s all bed

no floor, just bed

you roll too far to one side? don’t worry, bed’s still there

all is bed

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god is real

(Source: tinyjutsu)



Anonymous asked:
are you really gay?



pansoph:

pansoph:

i went to a party and put 3 whole loaves of sliced bread all around the house i put bread under the kid’s pillow and in all 3 of his bathrooms, in his rugby shorts and the breast pocket of his school shirt, on his roof and his neighbor’s roof, in his couch and on his tv i’m laughing so hard he’s going to wake up hungover tomorrow and be like why the fuck is there bread everywhere 

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i’m pissing myself



hanari-502:

jaclcfrost:

a villain that became a villain not because they seek vengeance or crave power but because villains always have better one-liners, outfits, and musical numbers

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PRESENTATION



rehoboam:

pimps don’t do homework srry



storyofagayboy:

"Can you be my nightingale? Sing to me I know you’re there You could be my sanity Bring me peace Sing me to sleep Say you’ll be my nightingale”

boltsy:

duessa:

gamzees-butt:

thischick25:

casinthetardis:

So, we can all admit to seeing some weird ass ads in our lives. 
But this one. This one might just take the cake for me. 
I bet you can’t guess what this is an add for at first glance
Yep. That’s right. 
TAMPAX. THIS IS AN AD FOR TAMPAX. 
Let me just let that sink in 

::slow clap::

hey whoa it finally happened, there are NO flowers or salads

THIS IS THE GREATEST TAMPON AD I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE
FOUR FOR YOU TAMPAX
YOU GO TAMPAX

this is one of those times when I reeeeally hope their product is quality
or else she dead

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